The Demon Car

This is where most of our adventures happen. His name is Ryan Reynolds and yes he is wearing zebra. Everytime Madison Ruby drives this car all by herself it works perfectly fine but when Bailee Madison gets in the car something bad always happens.

Story #1
One happy night, Ruby and Bailee wanted to go to the mall. They stopped by a friend's house, the Ringgers, to get a bite to eat. As they were walking out Daddy Ringger tells Ruby that her tire was flat but she wanted those American Eagle jeans so bad so she told him it was no big deal. When the adventure started nothing went wrong, out of no where a big BUMP coming from the passenger side starts getting louder and louder. We pull over and see the tread is falling of but they keep going because Ruby wants those jeans.They get to the mall and shop because that's what girls do. As they approach the car they notice a flat tire and autimatically call her dad. He comes and pumps it up at 11 o'clock at night. They are ten minutes away from their casa when the steering wheel locks and the engine goes out as they pull into a walgreens by which madi had a feeling to. They end up leaving the car and pick it up in the morning

Story #2

Bailee and Rose were Ruby's homecoming dates and when they get together they are crazy! Well Rose thought it was funny to yell "PUNCH IT!!!" in Ruby's ear everytime the light turned yellow. Same  night Ruby was turning left into oncoming traffic when Bailee and Rose start screaming "He's Going To Hit Us!" This caused a dominoe affect and soon the whole car was full screaming girls. Ruby didn't know what they were screaming at until they got to Olivew Garden. Let's just say Ruby ran 5 red lights that night and it kept crazier.

Story #3
Ruby and Bailee were on their way to the dance when the steering went out, making the car run into construction signs and blinky cones causing the car to fish tail out of control into the other lanes. They thank God everyday that there was no cars on the road and that we are still alive because as you see in the picture below, Ryan does not have an airbag. They end up facing the opposite direction on the other side of the road. Their reaction? No crying. No arguments. Just plain laughter at the fact that Bailee's neck looked noodle and Ruby's clenching of the steering wheel like grandma screaming her head off was hilarious

Story #4
Monday Funday happens every week and has been since the first day of school. We go to someone's house and come up with crazy ideas to have wholesome fun. Well we walk up to Ryan Reynolds and when Ruby tries to start him there is no response. DUH! The battery is dead because the lights were left on from when Ruby had gotten to school. After being driven to her house to get broken jumper cables the school's maitenance crew revives the dead battery so they could have Monday Funday. 2 hours after school got out.

And that's why it's called "The Demon Car"